Quickie: The STD Card Game

Sex is a vital part of a healthy lifestyle but, as with many things in life, there can be downsides: broken hearts, jealousy, or (drum roll please) the potential for contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Quickie:The STD Card Game is a fast-paced, easy-to-learn party game dealing with sexually transmitted diseases and real-life sexual encounters. The game consists of 95 yellow cards (DISEASE/NON-DISEASE) and 55 red cards (ACTION).
Game play is simple. Each-player is dealt eight yellow cards. On each turn, players draw one action card and follow the instructions. The objective of the game is to rid one's hand of all disease cards.
Action cards may either benefit or negatively affect players.

Examples:
MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP: Choose 1 other player. You each discard 1 DISEASE card.
SHARE A DIRTY NEEDLE: Choose 1 other player. You each draw 1 YELLOW card.
There are also special ability cards (NON-DISEASE). Example: STAY HOME AND MASTURBATE which protects a player from having to draw a disease card.
Each round takes approximately 10-15 minutes to play. Play as many rounds as desired. Optional scoring rules are also included.