Inevitable

Description:
Inevitable is a satirical board game set in a slapstick dystopian future. Global civilization as we know it was completely obliterated. Fortunately, HappyCOM-9 was created to rebuild society and successfully created The City. Unfortunately, HappyCOM-9 is completely insane. The City is a surreal and dangerous place where anvils intermittently drop from the sky and death is only an inconvenience (if you have the money to buy a clone).

There are many powerful groups in The City, like the Church, Ninjas, and the Post-Apocalyptic Beasts. HappyCOM-9 has announced that there will be an election and that any group that wants to nominate a candidate to run against it may do so. You are one of those candidates.

Your goal is to increase your power, influence, and intelligence so you are strong enough, popular enough, and smart enough to beat HappyCOM-9 in an election. During your campaign for President, you'll buy fantastic items (rocket-powered roller skates, flamethrowers, etc.) from the Catalog and compete in Game Shows (minigames within the game, like You Bet Your Clone!).