How to Host a Murder: Saturday Night Cleaver

SATURDAY NIGHT CLEAVER

Dear Dancin' Fools:

You are cordially invited to shake your fool thing at a special party at the one and only Flunkytown Disco, the hottest dance club in da' Bronx. As owner of Flunkytown, you can bet I'll be your boogie man on the dance floor all night long, as I always am. With that bodacious DJ Wolfman Bob crankin' the discs it will be one hapennin' night – and, hey, superstar singer Manny Baritone has promised to stop by and sign autographs. So bring your leisure suits, gold chains and platform shoes and take the love train down to Flunkytown, where we play that funky music till you die!

Be there or be square,
Stan A. Live

CHARACTERS
Vinny V. DiVichi, Brady Bunsch, Angina Palpatori, Polly Esther Stuffincupp, Knight Feevah, Manny Baritone, Belle Badham, Chaka Moon