Big Aisle, Small Cart

Congratulations shopper. You have been chosen to compete on Japan's #1 rated grocery combat show, Happy Fun Shopping Battle. You've completed your physical, passed your psychological testing, and mastered the art of combat shopping cart driving.

Fabulous prizes await the winner, while the losers receive soul-crushing shame... and a lovely parting gift. The eyes of a nation are upon you. Go forth and shop with honor.